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Bill has porn videos on his computer !!!! Old hilarious Bravo ITW

I found the French translation on a forum, it was really amazing, I decided to translate to share with you. I don't know when the ITW has been made, I think it' was in 2005.

Ok, Ready ? here a little preview as I don't have scans...

Bravo : When did you drink alcohol for the last time?

Bill : During the "Boys Day". We celebrate this in Magdeburg during the Father's Day. Guys drink all together all the day. I was so drunk I couldn't walk anymore...
Georg : Ja, he spitted on everything and everybody laughed at him.
Bill : So what?!!! You, you became romantic and you tried to kiss me !!

Bravo : Do you hide magazines for adults under your beds?


Bravo : One of your song is Beichte who means Confession. Honestly, when has been your last confession?

Bill :
I never confessed, I know it happens only in movies. But I would adore going to confess in a church.
Tom : Me too, I never confessed. And if it would happen, I certainly would say something not sane which could shock the priest.

Bravo : Are you pure or are you too urban to go on a church and confess?

Bill : We are not angels. But do you know someone who always do good actions? Everybody make mistakes. After all, we are only humans who make mistakes and whish to go in heaven.

Bravo : Do you believe in God?

Bill : Not really.
Tom :
Me either.
Gustav : I believe in God but I rarely go to church. Only for Christmas with my family.

Bravo : Which is the biggest mistake you did?

Georg : One day, I quarrelled with a friend and quite haphazardly when I was 8, I ran outside and took a rock and I threw it on him. Because I had not lot of strenght, the rock has landed in the middle of a white Mercedes Benz's hood. I ran to hide in my room. Then I didn't go outside for 3 weeks ! It was never said until now...

Bravo : And you Bill?

Bill : I went with my friends a night, but none of us had money. We wanted to do a bet : The one who drinks the longest time win. We drank lots of champagne and cocktails and we got an expensive bill. I crouched down on the table because I was the last one to drink all ! Then, the waiter came and wanted his money. I said to him I should go to the toilets first. Then I escaped by the exit door by running. If I have known !

Bravo : And you Gustav, are you an angel?

Gustav : Well, I also have my bad side. When my friend and me bored, we took some of dog's dirt and we put it in a newspaper. We put the package in front of a door of a house and we lighted it, rang and ran away. Then the guy went and saw the burning newspapers and tried to put out the fire by trampling it. The fire was weak, so he put on fastly but he had lots of shit sticked to his shoe. It was really funny !

Bravo : And you Tom ?

Tom : During a time, I stole the keys of my stepfather's car. I was driving with my friend a Renault Clio. It happened in our village. There was not really lots of cars in this time, but unfortunatly, I lost the control and we banged in a tree and it put out of shape the car. I never said it to my stepfather. And he still believes that somebody banged in his car. He still believes it until now...

Bravo : And you didn't feel guilty?


Tom : I tried to not think about that anymore but in reality, I couldn't stop thinking at it. I would have like to talk about it with someone. So, yep, a confession could be a good idea.

Bravo : Did you already fight with someone?


Tom : We always fight with Bill.
Bill : When we were in Grade 4, we beat up a guy from Grade 9. After the fight, the guy missed one tooth!! It was disgusting!!
Georg : Not long time ago, during a pogo, I have accidently beat the face of a guy. He started to cry...
Gustav : I never fight, I hate violence.
Bill : Eh, it's wrong !!! We fighted not long time ago with Georg.

Bravo : What happened?

Bill :
We quarreled and the things have degenerated...
Gustav : Bill started to hit me, but at the end, it was him who crashed his head against the ground. He looked at me with his big eyes and said to me : "IT'S ENOUGH !!!". When I let him go, he rushed at me.
Bill : Yep, you should pay attention cause I fight with everybody. I already fighted with Georg.

Bravo : What do you think of alcohol?

Gustav :
I don't really like that.
Bill : When there is some, I must say I take it. But I'm totally against drugs. I never took an illegal stimulant.

Bravo : When did you drink alcohol for the last time?

Bill :
During the "Boys Day". We celebrate this in Magdeburg during the Father's Day. Guys drink all together all the day. I was so drunk I couldn't walk anymore...
Georg : Ja, he spitted on everything and everybody laughed at him.
Bill : So what?!!! You, you became romantic and you tried to kiss me !!

Bravo : Do you hide magazines for adults under your beds?

Georg : To do what? I let them on my desk.
Bill : Yep, we don't need to do it.

Bravo : Did you already see a movie for adults?

Bill : Of course!!! On my computer, I have my favorite fims, the one with Paris Hilton and Nick Carter. And the movie with Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee is very good too.

Bravo : And your parents? Do they know?

Tom : I think that the parents know how are the adolescents, at least one time they watch movies for adults.

Bravo : Did you parents see you in a embarrassing situation?

Tom : The parents of one of my old girlfriend saw us kissing. But they knew we were together, so ...

Bravo : How many hearts did you break?

Tom : We don't do it for fun!! But we know that our fans are sad cause they can't be with us. We are sorry but it's like that. We cannot make everybody happy. But we really don't want to be harmful to a girl.

Bravo : Do you lie?

Bill : Everytime. I lie very well and not everybody know do it.
Tom : I also lie a lot.

Bravo : When di you lie for the last time?

Georg :
I lied to my parents for a test.
Bill : I never did this. I always showed my tests to my mom and I always complained about the teachers. She applause me when I said I will improve. But I lied anytime at school.

Bravo : When?

Bill : For example, if I forget to do my homeworks or being late. I never had problems with my false excuses.
Gustav : I always had good relation with my teachers.

Bravo : Did you have already cheat in school?

Bill : Yep!!! One time, me and Tom had a essay to do on the death penalty. We have copied all from internet. I think the essay we copied owned to a girl who had a good school level. We had an excellente mark because the teacher liked our project. We had lot of chance!!
Gustav : Ah... School.... and about the subject to have a pretty teacher to learn math?
Georg : I think that, in general, all the teachers should be 20 years old with pretty forms and blond!!!

Bravo : Talking about blonds, your 2nd song is Schwarz (Black). What does it mean?

Bill : It talks about our tears. During last year, we had so many experiences : success of the album, all the articles in Bravo. Lots of events but what is what really await us? Just a black night, we know nothing about our future. And it's about this subject we talk in this song.

Bravo : It seems scaring, but we hope it's not like that you see your future, all in black.

Tom : Ne, it's that our future is uncertain. We wait to see what will happen. I hope it will be not really bad.

Bravo : You all miss optimism...

Bill : Yes, I'm really pessimist. I'm worried about all.
Tom : Pessimism, it's not so bad. When a guy doesn't have great expectations for something and if this thing doesn't come at the end, he's not disappointed.
Bill : Anyway... I will try to be more optimist...
Tom : Me too. Optimism makes the life easier. All my friends should be optimist. They can't put my morale down. That's why I like happy people.

Bravo : What can make you sad?

Georg : Obviously ill-treated animals.
Tom : It makes me so sad. I'm really sorry for these animals. I would like to be vegetarian one day.
Bill : Me too. Animals can't defend themselves alone. I often ask me this question " Why people ill-treat animals? Why they can't put themselves in the animal's place?"
Gustav : I'm really hangry against these people.

Bravo : Is there something which makes you hate somebody?

Georg :
If someone would kill a member of my family.
Bill : If someone ill-treats someone I love. I would have envy to kill him.
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